Apparently In Trouble

Apparently I'm in trouble. Allow me to attempt to un-en-trouble myself, which, I suspect, will only cause further trouble, but at least it's worth a try.

Dear everyone I did not mention by name in my blog post from yesterday titled "What I Want: Lust for Me",

The four callers I mentioned are examples of the types of callers I want to attract, not a complete list. The list does not represent my top four favorite callers of all time. Not that they're not favorites, but... ummm... Look, they simply came to mind because I happened to talk with them this past week, and they neatly fit together into a package of commonalities. But if you and I had a long conversation last week, it's not that I didn't enjoy it... /sigh. This isn't helping at all, is it?

Okay, here's the deal: if I sound like I enjoy talking with you, then I genuinely enjoy talking with you. You know what I sound like when I'm faking and straining and uninterested and disengaged? I sound fake and strained and uninterested and disengaged. You'd know, I promise. Slightly better? No?

Well, what if I pout and say I'm sorry?

I'm so sorry. It'll never happen again, I promise. 

I crack myself up sometimes. Also, maybe sincere apologies aren't exactly my strong suit...