Monday, October 4, 2010

Apparently In Trouble

Apparently I'm in trouble. Allow me to attempt to un-en-trouble myself, which, I suspect, will only cause further trouble, but at least it's worth a try.

Dear everyone I did not mention by name in my blog post from yesterday titled "What I Want: Lust for Me",

The four callers I mentioned are examples of the types of callers I want to attract, not a complete list. The list does not represent my top four favorite callers of all time. Not that they're not favorites, but... ummm... Look, they simply came to mind because I happened to talk with them this past week, and they neatly fit together into a package of commonalities. But if you and I had a long conversation last week, it's not that I didn't enjoy it... /sigh. This isn't helping at all, is it?

Okay, here's the deal: if I sound like I enjoy talking with you, then I genuinely enjoy talking with you. You know what I sound like when I'm faking and straining and uninterested and disengaged? I sound fake and strained and uninterested and disengaged. You'd know, I promise. Slightly better? No?

Well, what if I pout and say I'm sorry?
I'm so sorry. It'll never happen again, I promise. 
I crack myself up sometimes. Also, maybe sincere apologies aren't exactly my strong suit...


  1. I'm still waiting for my post that is dedicated to just me and how much you love me and how awesome I am... and waiting... and waiting... stop laughing!

  2. You're awfully cute for me to stop laughing, though. That's the only thing.