Perpetual Arousal Machine

Need to spend hours every day between incoming phone sex calls in a constant state of mild arousal without you tipping you over the edge into actual distraction? I do!

Here's what I avoid:

• News
• Political conversations
• Facebook - on days when political issues are especially rampant or impassioned
• Thinking about non-phone-sex-related chores or finances - if it didn't get done before I logged on, it didn't need to get done today
• Comparing myself unfavorably to other sex workers who have been in the business for years, because I don't have nearly as many things to sell, or my own domain, or my own store, or... or... or... 
• Watching porn videos, especially involving bisexual threesomes or anyone transgendered, because then I get nothing else done and have to stop and masturbate

Here's what I do:

1. Read happy-making Twitter feed, making sure it is dedicated to phone sex workers, people sending sex-positive messages, swingers and hotwives showing off their luscious escapades, and other things that usually bring happiness and rarely bring sadness (like @FakeAPStylebook and @NathanFillion), not enough to make me dizzy, just enough to make me happy
2. Work on blog posts about sexy topics, not enough to make me dizzy, just enough to make me happy
3. Read and comment on http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/, not enough to make me dizzy, just enough to make me happy
4. Eat too many salty snacks (this does nothing for my state of arousal, but irrationally, it keeps me on target - I always ate salty snacks while doing homework as a kid...)
5. Read happy making blog subscriptions, making sure my blog reader (I use http://reader.google.com) is dedicated to phone sex workers, people sending sex-positive messages, swingers and hotwives showing off their luscious escapades, and other things that usually bring happiness and rarely bring sadness (like http://bdsmbadadvice.com/ and http://xkcd.com/), not enough to make me dizzy, just enough to make me happy
6. Snuggle with dogs (not sexy, but happy)
7. Pick one thing off the phone-sex-to-do list and try to get it done today (just one, that's it, just doing one thing won't hurt you...), not enough to make me dizzy, just enough to make me feel productive, which makes me happy
8. Repeat 1-7

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