Looooooopy

My husband (via text, from the Midwest where he's consulting this week): Tornado sirens going off, announcement to move to the back of the store.

Me (in Houston): Today seems like a fantastic day to see what happens when I take a second dose of my horse tranquilizer within a 24 hour period. In fact, right the fuck now seems like a perfect time.

Husband (20 minutes later, after many updates): All clear!

Me (starting to feel looooooopy): Whew!

And that is the story of Why Galiana Isn't Logging In Today... although if someone emails me and says they'd pay to talk to me in this state, I'd totally log on, but it would be QUITE a different version of me than usual. Amusing, but different.