Quote of the Day

I may work in the only profession where it is not altogether unexpected to receive a work-related email with the subject line, "Pantyhose and Aliens"
~ me, sent as a text last night to a few friends and family

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I'd trade two 18-year-old strippers for you any day.
      ~ a satisfied caller

Quote of the Day

He liked the picture I sent him to say thanks for leaving me feedback. A lot. He saw it on his phone, and it filled him with such lust he escaped to a remote bathroom at work to call me. We played, with me riding him in a car, on a couch, him drilling into me while trapping my knees with his arms. He came.

His breathing returned to normal. I could hear him washing his hands. He sighed deeply.

(in a singsong voice) "The rest of my day is gonna suuuuuuuuck nowwwwww."

I think he meant "by comparison because that was so incredibly fun to play with you." If I find out later that's not what he meant, I'm going to ignore that, and pretend like it is exactly what he meant in my head anyway.

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"You are a lot of positive adjectives."
   - The Omnivore, thanking me, after having an apparently mind-scrambling orgasm

Interactive Erotica

I was exchanging some sexual history with "Doc Cupid," who, like me and several other callers, discovered his interest in some kinks by reading about them first. Stuff like Literotica, the Alt Sex Stories Text Repository, my time on ERWA. He said that now he enjoys video more than writing, and added, "and, of course, what you do, which is like interactive erotica, isn't it?"

Why yes! Yes, that's exactly what it's like.

I LOVE THAT DESCRIPTION SO MUCH.

Side note: Maybe I should wait until my happy post-orgasm hormones fade before posting blog entries. They seem to cause spontaneous caps lock.

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I originally quoted him as saying:
   I don't believe the universe is usually that specific. Still, that's interesting I chose you, isn't it?
   - "Big Cock Curious"

My original color commentary: 

He chose me off the phone because I had a nice voice in my generic 15-second recorded greeting. He confessed to me his brand-new curiosity about very large cocks, then I read this to him.

He corrected the quote to:
People have a tendency to give the universe too much credit.

His color commentary:
It was laden with 2 parts rue and 3 parts irony.

Mmmm irony rue. Reminds me of my Cajun gramma's cooking.

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I want to bury my face in your hair and smell the awesome.
   - Ross Winn

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A giggle is probably not the best safeword.
     - geekmojo