Quote of the Day

He liked the picture I sent him to say thanks for leaving me feedback. A lot. He saw it on his phone, and it filled him with such lust he escaped to a remote bathroom at work to call me. We played, with me riding him in a car, on a couch, him drilling into me while trapping my knees with his arms. He came.

His breathing returned to normal. I could hear him washing his hands. He sighed deeply.

(in a singsong voice) "The rest of my day is gonna suuuuuuuuck nowwwwww."

I think he meant "by comparison because that was so incredibly fun to play with you." If I find out later that's not what he meant, I'm going to ignore that, and pretend like it is exactly what he meant in my head anyway.